by anthraxforkids May 5, 2024

“Ian talking to him no more, he weird.” —> “I’m not talking to him no more, he weird”
“Ian take that long”
“I didn’t take that long”
“Ian take that long”
“I didn’t take that long”
by p$yfairy_ September 26, 2023

by ThroatGoat445 December 14, 2021

Ian is the best person you will meet they are worth so much and they are the best person to ever come into your life. They are awesome and caring and even if they can’t always be there for you at least be there for them when they need you. They are my entire world and if they left I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. He’s just amazing and here when I need him most. And if he’s never not there it’s not his fault. I LOVE YOU IAN!! ❤️❤️❤️
Person 1: “hey don’t you like Ian?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s so amazing and handsome!”
Person 1: “you two would be so happy together!”
Person 2: “yeah he’s so amazing and handsome!”
Person 1: “you two would be so happy together!”
by Iscrewedyourmom October 2, 2022

Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.
Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!
*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"
Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"
Guy 1: oh f**k!
by J-Thatch November 23, 2024

someone: hey, have you talked to ian today?
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
by ghoztboyz December 1, 2021

a cunt whos mum has saggy tits. is very strict with showers and complains about everything. if you see an ian run the other way or they will pull you to see a random man that will show you birds.
by ihateianscausetheycrusty May 20, 2022
