Dating the Internet

Dating the internet: Verb:
1. The act of having a relationship with the internet through watching/reading porn.
2. Being in a "RP" (Role play) relationship.. (Some people disagree.)
3. Telling people that you are dating some one from another town, but really.. They sit at home and watch/read porn.

<Hayate> Have you been dating the internet..?
<Itachi> >.>
<Itachi> Maybe...
<Itachi> <.<
<Hayate> Dude.. Get a life..

by Atrum Kyoushin January 2, 2007

Internet Badass

A person that takes a problem that they have with a person or group of people onto the internet(facebook). This problem they may have with the person or group of people could have begun in person or they could just start the problem on the internet. An "Internet Badass" will say very little if anything at all in person to the person or group of people that they have the problem with. They dont feel comfortable saying anything unless its on the internet(facebook). "Internet Badass" also covers people that deal with there problems with a person or group of people through texts and phone calls. Most of society would refer to these people as "Bitches" and that they certainly are.

Internet Badass ^

by D mufuckin J August 24, 2011

internet girlfriend

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.

C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)

by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005

internet slang

A form of new language that peopla have found neccesary to create to confuse the "older" generation. This new language has given a rise to ALOT of the words that can be found at urbandictionary.com .

FOX NEWS: "Interner slang in dominating the new world...the republican world!!"

by Ritz February 27, 2005

internaids

when your internet is fucking up, you have internaids

basically when your internet has aids

mate, facebook is saying you're offline, yeah i have internaids

by tris123 December 17, 2009

internet explorer

The program that millions of average joes are issued with windows XP every day. This program is flawed by endless amounts of security issues and lack of adequate updates. The only good function of the existance of this program is that it distracts advertising agencies. They concentrate on the computer illiterate Internet Explorer users so that more experienced computer users don't have to deal with ads because they use less prominent, faster, and more useful free browsing applications such as Mozilla FireFox.

My neighbor got twenty new security threats through Internet Explorer yesterday so I didn't have to!

by EvanAC September 22, 2005

internet slut

A girl who you talk to on the internet, and sometimes send pictures of your erect penis. Frequently someone you cybered with and then got to know better. Sometimes they can become good friends.. other times they just clog up your inbox with junky forwards. Or turn out to be guys.

Aww, none of my internet sluts are online.. I'll have to go out and meet some REAL people! (sigh)

by hippyfucker February 28, 2004