Holy Trinity

When you barely make it to the toilet and feel the relief of not shitting yourself when you really thought you might. Then you creampie. After that you eat your favorite food.

CJ could really use a holy trinity after a hard day at work. CJ could use a holy trinity after his friends made fun of him for having terrible opinions regarding Star Wars.

by CJ Has Terrible Takes July 11, 2023

holy campfire

It's where a bunch of priest sit around a pre teen child preferably male and have their way with him/her.

Hey gentlemen how would you like to attend the holy campfire next Tuesday with little johnny?

by Priestlover2824 August 3, 2016

Holy Trinity

The mixture of smoking weed, drinking alcohol , and taking a Xanax .

I don’t remember last night, I was off the holy trinity

by Jamie James 757 January 11, 2022

Holy nuts

Another way of saying Holy shit... Just infront of the grandparents.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020

Holy Trumpet

Similar to a brainer when smoking a joint, you put a joint in your ass and fart a nasty brainer into another person's mouth. That person will be on their knees accepting the brainer, in a praying position. While pinching the joint in the ass, it's guaranteed to make a high pitched horn sound. Hence, a Holy Trumpet.

She blew the nastiest Holy Trumpet the other night. Knocked me on my ass so hard I got religious for a minute.

by Dean Modified October 2, 2014

holy crapazoid

When you have just been made aware of something that blows your mind,either good or bad.

you open your mail and see that the irs is going to start an audit on you holy crapazoid!!

by waynes world from no mans land September 23, 2011

Holy cow

When something crazy happens

“I just jumped out the window”
“Holy cow”

by Beeshup slambo January 12, 2019