Bros before hoes

A phrase used very commonly by people who leave their friends to go with their crush and later get rejected by them. they then come back to their friend's company by using this phrase.

Man, I don't like Vyomini. Bros before hoes

by AjayAKAnoobmaster69 June 18, 2020

Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.

Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

what dem stank hoes do

Sexual activity with a dirty chick

When a tinder rooney hit you up on tinder
Her: hey

Me: hey you 😉😉😉 what dem stank hoes do

by ilovecloudgod January 21, 2021

His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 24, 2021

Bo's Hoes

A lover of Bo Burnham. We are all one of my of Bos Hoes

HITTIN THE CLUB UP VIP
I GOT A FAKE MUSTACHE AND A FAKE ID
I LOOK LIKE WOOLY WILLY WITH A REALLY WOOLY WILLY AND I BYPASS THE BOUNCER PASS BY AN EX AND I FLEX AND BOUNCE HER ✨WOWSER✨
LOOK AT ALL OF BO'S HOES LOOKING FOR A RIDE ON BO'S HOSE AND I SPOT A LITTLE LATINO BOOTY SO BIG CALL IT OPRAH'S EGO, WE GO DO IT THROUGH IT SHE SAYS "DIOS MIO, ME AMIGO" PULL IT OUT STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND I BUST IN THE BACK OF YA, SWALLOW BITCH, THERE'S PEOPLE STARVING IN AFRICA!! SINGLE EVERY SINGLE DAY DO IT EVERY-

by natalie_pog July 27, 2021

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD

Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!

by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021

Boats N Hoes

A team of inseparable people who go through hell and come out the other side laughing

Hanlon, O, Medina, Mac, Taylor and Lt. Haws are the real Boats N Hoes

by VladtheImpalerTaylor November 23, 2021