god

Multiple Choice Time!!

a) nonexistant
b) all-powerful madman who answers to no one and runs the universe
c) very weak being who exists but may or may not have any power at all
d) extremely bored deity who made humanity and is now ignoring it
e) just, forgiving, wise, peaceful, perfect ruler of the universe and savior of humankind
*f) all of the above*

various forms of god:
a) i'm atheistic
b) i'm anti-religion
c) i'm a satanist
d) i'm agnostic
e) i'm a christian
*f) i'm confused*

by ConflictedChica-ShockingHuh? April 25, 2009

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Acronym - g.o.d.s.

Gays On Disability and Steroids

Did you see the two g.o.d.s. at the gym yesterday? I'm betting they voted Schwarzenegger.

by Kiki June 7, 2004

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anything or anybody that has a group of devout followers willing to sacrifice freedom to follow

God DAMNNIT

by M.tylr March 28, 2004

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A fancy word for faith

Because of god i met you

by Misssssssss October 26, 2009

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a random white hippie with a big beard in the sky

apparently this "god" fights this red guy named the devil. please. any other lies you want to tell me about?

by mephilis6264 November 24, 2011

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1.
THE MOST POWERFUL
THE ALL KNOWING
THE ALL SEEING

THE ALL HEARING
ETC.

2. What is said when someone is very impressed, astonished, or very unimpressed.

Billy: God has talented John.

Bob: Yes.
Sara: *walks by Billy and Bob* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT JOHN!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021

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