God

God is the most awesomest person ever to live. He died for us, without him we wouldnt be on the lovely earth we are today. He is like a seed, we are planting the seed. we cant just throw him down and exspect him to grow. we have to plant him in our hearts and cherrish him. we need respect for him and we cant just act nice in chuch we have to be like this everywhere. That is who god is:) my lord and savior.
by kenzie morgan July 21, 2010
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Multiple Choice Time!!

a) nonexistant
b) all-powerful madman who answers to no one and runs the universe
c) very weak being who exists but may or may not have any power at all
d) extremely bored deity who made humanity and is now ignoring it
e) just, forgiving, wise, peaceful, perfect ruler of the universe and savior of humankind
*f) all of the above*
various forms of god:
a) i'm atheistic
b) i'm anti-religion
c) i'm a satanist
d) i'm agnostic
e) i'm a christian
*f) i'm confused*
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Acronym - g.o.d.s.

Gays On Disability and Steroids
Did you see the two g.o.d.s. at the gym yesterday? I'm betting they voted Schwarzenegger.
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anything or anybody that has a group of devout followers willing to sacrifice freedom to follow
God DAMNNIT
by M.tylr March 28, 2004
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a random white hippie with a big beard in the sky
apparently this "god" fights this red guy named the devil. please. any other lies you want to tell me about?
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Because of god i met you
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1.
THE MOST POWERFUL
THE ALL KNOWING
THE ALL SEEING

THE ALL HEARING
ETC.

2. What is said when someone is very impressed, astonished, or very unimpressed.
Billy: God has talented John.

Bob: Yes.
Sara: *walks by Billy and Bob* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT JOHN!
by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021
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