French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.

Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.

by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018

french elvis

A crepe with peanut butter and bananas.

I made myself a French Elvis for breakfast at the hotel’s crepe bar.

by Grouchy February 15, 2018

French Sandle

The insertion of the tongue into the earhole in order to lubricate it for further sexual contact via the ear

Charlie gave Hetty a quick french sandle as he didn't want to go in dry again

by Byron's Boys January 4, 2017

frenching around

When in a multilingual group, the French-speaking folks segregate and start chatting in their own tongue.

These guys are always frenching around. They are up to something evil, or cute.

by tuxu January 29, 2017

French Lean

Peyronie's disease: an excessively curved or bent pecker. Named after a French surgeon, François de la Peyronie, who first described the disease in 1743. Think of a banana-shaped dick.

Hey baby, ride side saddle to compensate for my French Lean.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa got nothing on this French Lean.

by PowerhouseD December 18, 2012

the French pencil

When you are going to have sex with a ugly women, but your penis can't get fully hard. You proceed to have sex with a half chub and have to live with the regret. Hopefully your friends don't find out.

I really needed some last night, but I had to give her the French pencil. She was rough...

by Doc Johnson 710 April 8, 2023

French goodbye

Leaving a sexual partner with a bruised left butt cheek, a red right butt cheek, and cum sprayed inbetween, in a manner resembling the French tricolour flag.

Friend: How was yesterday night?
You: Amazing. Michael was great, he left me with a French goodbye which was so hot!
Friend: Ew.

by CarlVonClausewitz April 23, 2023