Anal Bird

A bird that hides in you poop hole and splashes in the toilet for a while while you taking a poopy. although you hear him when ever you look he is never there.

also know as a semen seagull or SS

dude you a total anal bird!

kid one: I heard that josh is a true anal bird!

kid two: yeah me too and that lance kid as well!

by bird specialist May 12, 2011

A Larry Bird

A large Caucasian penis. Named as such because Larry Bird is known as one of,if not the only, Caucasian basketball player who can HANG with the perdomintly African American legends of basketball by their own admittance. Much like the majority of well endowed penises are of African American descent. Could also be referred to as the "Dick from French Lick".

Usually she prefers an all BBC team, but if a Larry Bird is around, she'll run with that unit.

by JJ Milla April 20, 2019

Birds of Prey

When you dump into someone’s mouth and they regurgitate it back into yours. Much like feeding a baby bird.

Jack is so sweet, he calls me his baby bird. Every Friday night he gives me a birds of prey.

by Udang J February 15, 2020

Dirty Bird

Hammering a girl in the ass who is not your girlfriend, then returning home and coercing your girlfriend into sucking your unwashed penis.

My woman done pissed me off so I issued her a dirty bird using her grandmother's ass.

by Butter B. Bean May 2, 2003

birds and the bees

A way parents use to TEACH their offspring about well well well ahahah I won't say just google it man

hey offspring lets tell you about the story of the birds and the bees

by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) May 10, 2020

The Dirty Bird

A Rochester, NY term for a woman simulataneously taking 3 men, one in her mouth and one in each hand. She bobs her head vigorously and flaps her arms up and down with the two dudes in her hands creating a "birdlike effect" hence the term DIRTY BIRD.

"Yo, you, me and Herbie should get that chick to give us the dirty bird. I got mouth"

by Harold R. Johnson September 6, 2006

early bird

An early bird is a term that refers to a guy that is easily aroused, cums too early, and lasts a short period of time.

"He was an early bird! I just started and he came all over me!"

by dickpleaser <3 May 20, 2010