Cracking jokes

A person speaking with dellusion or being unreasonable.

Him: I wan't $500 for this second hand CD.
Her: You're cracking jokes.

by Blair Thumper April 1, 2005

Crack In The Box

that nasty tasting food they serve at Jack In The Box restaurants

yo, i'm hungry. let's go get something to eat down at Crack In The Box

by dIzZiE713 June 25, 2009

jungle crack

a ass crack full of thick crusty hair. often has dingle berries of dark brown color.

Holly crap that dude has a wild jungle crack. he should trim that shit son!

by larry foshizzy June 1, 2007

cracked a fat

To gain an erection,male penis becomes long and hard.

on looking at your girlfriend i have cracked a fat

by manwithwalkingstick May 13, 2005

kiddy crack

Also kiddie crack.

Another name for Fun Dip, a powdered candy that is basically flavored sugar. Such named because of the high feeling one might get after consuming so much sugar.

I had seven packs of sour Kiddy Crack and couldn't see straight.

by Darth Bob March 27, 2005

ass crack

the line on your ass that gets erased after sitting down for long periods of time.

I better take a marker to re-draw my asscrack because it will be gone after sitting in the plane that long

by Frank Bertossi September 15, 2005

crack it open

Spreading open your vagina or ass for play, snacking or insertion.

For 50 bucks I'll crack it open for ya.

by The Snack January 31, 2005