flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

Ranch flats

When you use ranch as lube for anal sex and when he pulls out his penis, and the ranch follows and lands flat on the floor.

Woah! Look at those ranch flats.

by Whatwhatchickenturd May 7, 2024

flat g

not a nice place to live, really dirty sink and there is always salt in your tea

his new place is such a flat G

by donniedarkofan69sex November 2, 2020

Flat Flex

When you keep trying to do something but always fail

Yelling yeet at the wrong time
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples

by Englash professor November 12, 2018

flat hand rub

When you squeeze a fat boys dick and then rub it with a flat hand

I flat hand rubed big willz

by Big willz March 11, 2019

Nat flat

A natural flat bar found in a public area

Lets skate downtown, i know some good nat flats.

by LKSLKJDSLKDSDFLKJ January 7, 2010

flat trot

British term for a slow horse, aka a stupid person

Don't be a flat trot, google it and figure it out yourself

by Psubabbler February 27, 2017