a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold
Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.
by Dr Q July 26, 2024
"Joeh you are a flat leaver!!"
by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017
Giving one a a burn in the middle of the forehead with a black and mild cigar, then proceeding to beat them with a sock filled with rolls of quarters
by Oooofta October 20, 2020
When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan February 02, 2016
A secret society of the brightest minds Warwick University has ever seen. They say those lads are gonna take over the world one day, and I wouldn't doubt it.
by Flat 17 November 22, 2021
by Smolien September 27, 2016