My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped
by DragonLion February 17, 2020
Get the Fappedmug. FAP UTH
by Hajdiciwkekfofkwkec September 10, 2018
Get the FAPmug. Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.
by chorbet November 15, 2022
Get the Fuck fapping februarymug. by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025
Get the FAPmug. Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
Get the fap machinemug. by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018
Get the croft fap fifmug. 