Fanny Goalie

The Female equivalent of a cock-blocker.

I was getting along really well with this girl at the party, but her bezzie kept being a massive fanny goalie.

by Snapbackchat September 22, 2016

Fanny

What I get every night

I’ll get in ur fanny u weapon

by Biiiiiiig E October 22, 2019

Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.

“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “

by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023

Fizzy fanny

The duration of putting a bath bomb in a women’s vagina.

Fizzy fanny pleasures the women and the man.

by BazSiy April 8, 2021

Fanny pack

1. A bag that goes around your waist if you still think you're in the 90's
2. In British slang, a bunch of vaginas

1. Why is that dude wearing a fanny pack
2. JESUS WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT A FANNY PACK HOME WITH YOU!?!!?

by Lemon_melon_24 July 18, 2017

fanny rollo

To tell someone a lie, and instead of saying "only joking".

I won the lottery last night... fanny rollo!

by mayhew132 October 18, 2008

Snorkel fanny

A vagina that resembles and also clamps and seals like a snorkel mouthpiece

ROB GURMAN "By golly, fam... I hear Thelma’s got a bit of a snorkel fanny?!"
DENNY REECE : "She has indeed, my boy. I can attest to that. Thing’s got more suction than a Dyson on steroids"

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by Gollywobble July 13, 2025