Forbidden fruit

A dude/gurl dat chu think is so fine and has a great personality, but chu dont think dat if yall were together thingz wood work out and dat chu shood just remain freindz untill u see fit.

In a sentence: Dat n*gga Tremayne is dat forbidden fruit.

by OneofaKind March 11, 2005

banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.

Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.

by thephatcontroller November 18, 2013

fruit loop poop

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.

Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.

by Bear Arms April 18, 2011

sniff the dude fruit

To change sexual orientation. A male who once was straight, but is now gay. To be interested in men.

"Did you hear Fat Carl broke up with Sheila?" cried Crayfish. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he started to sniff the dude fruit." replied Sea Tito.

by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014

fruit von doot

When you see a really gay looking guy.

Damn that guy looks like a straight up fruit von doot, dude.

by Jon Galasso November 22, 2003

Louisiana Fruit Stick

First, a male puts on a brown cloth to represent Fred Flinstone and then he engages with a female. After performing anal with a female, the male then proceeds to shove his penis inside a pineapple while twisting his nipples and screaming the names of every fruit known to man kind.

"Nothing gets me wetter than a man performing a Louisiana fruit stick!" - Every attractive bitch

by Louisiana fruit stick October 17, 2014

fruit roll job

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick and receiving a blow job.

Dude, Stacey would not give me head last night until I gave into a fruit roll job.

by FruityDMan January 28, 2014