French 75er

When you have a three-quarter chub, or a 75% boner. A boner with just a little give; able to get the job done but needs a little extra help.

Dude, she showed me her nipple and I immediately got a French 75er.

by Jdever1 December 29, 2017

French Backdoors

Simlar to the French Kiss. (A kiss with a tongue), but instead of oral, you use anal activity.

Dude have a mint, your breath smells...

I Gave your mom French Backdoors last night, thats why my breath is not fresh anymore.

by Uncle_Gabsie January 06, 2022

French Paint

Cum....
French paint is cum

"Paint me like one of your french girls!"
"Man I French painted that girl til she was albino."

by ChadhasCancer June 30, 2023

French Wallet

When someone cuts a hole in the bottom of their pocket and sticks their dick in it.

Yo last night my girlfriend just gave me the best French Wallet!

by ColorB June 15, 2017

french elvis

A crepe with peanut butter and bananas.

I made myself a French Elvis for breakfast at the hotel’s crepe bar.

by Grouchy February 15, 2018

French Listening

When someone is weirdly listening to you making out with someone else.

Stop "French Listening" at us weirdo!!

by Megpopper October 07, 2014

French Heater

When someone defecates in someone elses dryer to teach them a lesson.

Aunt Romaine said she was gonna french heater Josh's dryer; her exact words were, "Im going to drop a nuclear shitbomb on hiroshitma."

by Buckfutter 111 August 18, 2019