women’s tax

Women’s Tax is a term for the things that society pins on women to do involuntarily (like not paying taxes per say) to not feel ashamed, manly, or “gross” that only apply to women i.e. having to shave nearly your entire body almost every other day-

Women 1 - I really wish I could grow out my body hair and not feel ashamed about it!

Women 2 - Yeah, I hate women’s tax.

by georgiatrue January 22, 2020

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

Fry Tax

The consumption of a customer's food by a delivery driver for having to wait on a customer to provide access to the residence.

The customer did not leave a gate code, so she paid a 21 fry tax

by bobb cobb April 3, 2020

Tax

(verb) to charge someone extra in order to make a flip. typically used as drug and trapping lingo.

I had to tax him on that dub or else I wouldn't of made a profit.

by MrCoronaEnthusiastVirus April 10, 2020

Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

“I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 28, 2020

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020

Crazy tax

When your girl is crazy and you have to drop money on bullshit that’s not needed.

You got 1 page of a book wet she just got, so now it’s obviously ruined, so you need to buy a new 50$ cook book. That is a crazy tax.

by HahaLOLgeez May 25, 2020