Friday Football

Football on a friday with no rules

Let’s fuck up drew in friday football tomorrow

by yhhhhhladdddd November 18, 2021

School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians

Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?

by Lochstar! June 14, 2023

snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.

dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"

by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011

Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms

Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.

by Kkkddk June 19, 2023

Football dog

A small, kickable dog

I don't like football dogs.

by Hi576 December 3, 2020

Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.

My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs

by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022

Football

This long, brown, round, nice, ball.

I love touching footballs

by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023