cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Red eyed wolf

A red eyed black wolf, specifically in a tattoo, is a way to recognize a sex offender.

Look at that fat woman with the red eyed wolf tattoo, she must be a pedo.

by Kyle00110 February 07, 2024

Red eyed wolf

A red eyed wolf, specifically in tattoo form, is a tattoo given to sex offenders to warn the public of their crimes.

She has a red eyed wolf tattoo, she’s definitely a pedo.

by Kyle00110 February 07, 2024

Three eyed raven

A sexual position requiring a children's sized pool,a bottle of baby oil,a pair of swimming goggles with the eyes blackened out,and a snorkel.

Rob Lowe can preform The three eyed raven like the king in the north!

by Zzpq1111 August 30, 2017

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 08, 2010