Ethan Rowe

is tall, very strong, knows everthing, and has a giagantic, fucking huge dick

oh shit it's Ethan Rowe

by John142136 January 7, 2010

Dirty Ethan

Mastering the art of performing a wet burrito

I fasho pulled a Dirty Ethan last night

by furrywindmill April 27, 2019

ethan is a dick

HE IS A SELFISH DEFORMED FUCKER WHO KNOWS MY E-MAIL

Me: Hey, Ethan, Fuck off
Ethan:I WILL SEND ABUSIVE E-MAILS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
Me: Ethan is a Dick

by THEMYLOMACHINATOR September 21, 2013

Ethan Wilson

A gay and frankly fucking stupid fag.

Ethan Wilson is a stupid fag.

by Ethanspoppop October 8, 2019

Ethan Smith

A really nice, down to earth person and is actually really smart too. He is very insecure but thinks your amazing so compliment him also. He is really fun to hang out with and one of the most loyal

friends in the world. If he’s in your life you

are lucky.❤️❤️❤️

Girl 1- Ethan is so stupid, annoying, and ugly.

Girl 2- No he’s not why does everyone say

that😭❤️😭

Girl- I got kissed by Ethan Smith
Other girl- NO WAY

by Lil Uzi vert fan June 3, 2018

Pulling an Ethan

1. Saying a joke or statement that has no meaning other than providing others with a sense for how retarded one is
2. Using formal words one does not know the meaning of in an attempt to sound smarter than one is (possibly in a deep voice)

"Dude Shane kept saying the same joke over and over, it wasn't even funny he was totally pulling an ethan."

by @lex$ December 5, 2016

Ethan Chan

A guy who is kinda smart but kinda annoying

Ethan Chan is very good at Chinese

by dodgemaster101 September 17, 2019