Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Edward Cullen

A pasty dude who stalked a girl for the whole first movie, then scarred her for life by telling her that he’s a vampire and that he watches her sleep.

Hey that one dude from Washington state looks a bit like Edward Cullen with his pasty skin

by TurntechGodhead413 November 10, 2020

Coltyn Edward Wright

Coltyn Edward Wright is the sweetest and most kind boy in the world. He always knows how to make people smile and laugh. He loves to hunt and fish and his favorite place is Hayward Wisconsin. Everybody he knows loves him. He loves big dogs including mastiffs, rotwhilers, and great danes. Coltyn is the sweetest, sexiest, thiccist, boy you will ever meet.

OMG I need me a Coltyn Edward Wright!!!

by 111817 July 6, 2018

Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all

last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came

by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025

lauren edwards

A girl that can't see straight and if you call her by name, she'll think you said "SNAKE" and run in the opposite direction for miles and miles until you have to get in you car and find her huddled up in a corner. She usually has brown hair and not very many friends. She goes to church once in a while and holds deep dark secrets she only tells her best friend.

Dude! Did you see that girl over there who started running forever? She must be a lauren Edwards! Let's go chase her down!

by Trees45 June 5, 2017

Edward C

To refrain from acting on one's sexual instincts due to morality, fear, self-absorption or all of the above. A reference to the character Edward Cullen in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.

"Some say that teaching Edward C in schools doesn't work, and that Sex Ed is much more effective."

by ChristinaChristina February 6, 2010

Edward

Anyone named Edward are very good looking and get hella bitches, they always have a good personality and a ginormous dick

Edward you are so good looking

by Giantman June 13, 2022