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David

a david is an amazing dude who has a beautiful heavenly voice has a ton of friends and has the perfect body and will do anything when it comes to love and really opens up when around trusty friends and is perfect when it comes to kissing
"Oh man that David is hot he kissed me perfectly howdoes he do it. I wish every other man was like David"
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david ureno

I want to be David Ureno
by TheOneTrueKing12 May 7, 2018
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david peacock

David Peacock, otherwise just known as DAVE, is a young ape-like man who is totally obsessed with himself while also hating himself at the same time. He is often found saying such phrases as: "I am literally the most handsome man alive" or, "Why am I so bad at pulling birds!!?". When in his natural habitat, a David Peacock can be found strutting around the watering hole topless while admiring his reflection and oversized chest. Although a lovely person, David Peacock does have a distinct lack of hygiene and anyone who steps into his bedroom is immediately knocked back by the stench and visible untidiness. When communicating, David Peacock usually makes a variety of grunting noises which can translate to joy, anger or sexual frustration. If made happy, the Peacock will often make a broad cheek to cheek smile, furthermore, if he really enjoys something; he'll grab his own scrotum and giggle sinisterly to himself
Example 1.
Girl: I just met a complete david peacock}
Guy: Oh no...

Example 2.
Angus: Why is their such a mess in the sink!?
Chris: David Peacock
by connor-douglas69;) March 16, 2018
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David

this mothafucka loves fortnite and hes tall as fuck
guy:David, are you playing Fortnite?

David:yes

Guy:predictable
by AnzoDictionary September 27, 2018
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David

A nigga with a big dick, Hes sweet and charming and will treat you like a princes
David is so fine
by Trillphill45 October 19, 2018
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David laurence

A racist Hitler type of person. This person will never laugh and is probably plotting how he can kill every race except his own.
Wow Hitler was a real David Laurence
by ya boi 76 December 8, 2018
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davidos

davidos is a special name like also his caracter and his eyes. He can be a heartbreaker. Davidos had found the love of his life already, but he didn’t get it. He is a person who made other boys jealous but when the right girl is on his side, he is like a little boy and lough over everything.
I want to be nice and cool like davidos.

Davidos open your eyes!
by dorothenilande January 6, 2019
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