Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 06, 2020

crying toad

When someone is sad and crying . Could describe someone who is coming on their period

Please be nice to be , I ’m a crying toad today .

by Amme nna February 21, 2024

I had a little cry

I had a little cry.

I had a little cry

by Debskelly1985 May 11, 2023

Crying cummed

The action of cumming while crying

"I crying cummed when I listened to live jet black heart"
"Omg I crying cummed when I heard wrapped around your finger live!"

by MGCs'slut January 04, 2024

Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry

Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry is a self-explanatory phrase in the Bill Nye Phrases.

Dude1: *is rude*
Dude2: Bill Nye Gonna Make You Cry
Dude1: *Breaks down and starts crying*

by Bubmti January 03, 2022

Crying Flustered

When you get flustered with the pit feeling of crying in your stomach and face. Basically, that flood of emotion that causes a bit of a fluster that makes you want to cry. But you hold back the tears and keep it in control, so you don't cry.

Friend: Hey, are you okay, I heard about the breakup.
Me: yeah, it's just when I talk about it I get a bit crying flustered.
Friend: what do you mean?

Me: That feeling of emotion you get which makes you feel like you need to cry.

by Taboo13 April 19, 2018

Crying Wolf

The diminishing of urgency one experiences after being alerted to something 'urgent' frequently.

After being called out to the residence for the 20th time, the police were in no rush as they believe the caller was crying wolf.

by sardonicEmpath August 28, 2023