contired

Confused and tired.

The class was making me contired.

by I'mbatman27 January 11, 2020

Contistution

A name for the Constitution when someone is drunk, or southern.

Bill look up in the capital building. There hangs the most important document in American History, The Contistution.

by For the Trump September 29, 2020

contradictwhore

a person you pay for discrete sex, who doesn't take the money, and ends up catching feelings.

All I wanted was a half & half, instead you turned into a contradictwhore.

by FrickenWhatever September 30, 2020

Contraguru

A Contraguru is a person who you ask for advice. After you will do the exact opposite of his advice because this person is always wrong.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

Contraguru's are very handy in the field of investments, but can be consulted also in other areas.

I bought bitcoin because my contraguru adviced to sell it.

I sold my house because my contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

by dmeista November 20, 2020

Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

Conticore

Conticore is when one moment your really nice then the next moment your a grumpy git

Dang… she’s a bit conticore today isn’t she

by A red carpet September 30, 2021