clam hater

1) one who has a dislike for clams.
2) a fag, homo, or anyone who prefers guys instead of woman.
1) i dont tuna and im also a calm hater
2) oh my god that guy just turned down pussy"CLAM HATER"
by nick shuey March 16, 2005
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Clam Fight

Two nasty lesbians beating the piss out of each other. Typically, you can smell their fishy hooch sweat after two or three minutes of fighting.
Those two hoochies have been clam fighting for so long that it smells like an old warf in here.
by Mr. Pud October 08, 2008
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Drunken Clam

A drinking game. Drink three bottles of whatever alcoholic substance is in the room. Then say a sentence. Whoever says the first comprehensible sentence loses.
Jack"adfshjiegshuarsj;lvfshyu"
John"hfsjfsjldfsjldfsjldfsjkl"
Jill'I eat dsjdsflj"
Jimmy"What's wrong with them?"
Bill"They're playing drunken clam"
Jack" i like burgers."
Bill" Jack is out."
by drinking games January 03, 2013
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clam jam

The female equivalent of 'fromunda cheese'

Smegma
Girl: I haven't showered in a week, check out this clam jam!
by shakzilla February 17, 2011
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Clam Bake

1. When a male takes a multiple females into a hot tub.

2. When a male attempts to hang out with a large group of females, particularly avoiding a group of males to do so. Also known as a shanghai artist.
1. "Matt invited a bunch of girls to a clam bake at his house on Friday".

2. "Brian did not want to go to poker-night so he could clam bake his friends' wives".
by TheInfinitySaga July 03, 2012
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clam cheese

Smegma collecting under the clitoral hood or labia minora. It smells bad. It's similar to dick cheese in flavor and texture
His mom had a pound of clam cheese in her cooter, it tasted aweful.
by karcus June 01, 2007
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zam clam

Zam Clam: is the term used, for when a cheesy joke is inserted at the end of a conversation, and everyone involved laughs. often seen at the end of my 80's sitcoms and cartoons.
The origin of the Zam Clam goes as far back as awkward silences have ended conversations. The actual term begins with Kris Straub and Scott kurtz inventing it in their Daily podcast; "The Daily Affirmation" episode number 11
The band of superheros just finished defeating their arch nemesis, the "BARBER" who is made entirely out of scissors
and as they watch the police haul off their captive, one hero exclaims "Well, that was a "Hair Raising" experience."
Everyone Laughs, role credits.

When used by Kris and Scott, one will make the cheesy joke and they will both laugh followed by nonsensical words i.e. (ha ha bling pow wiz blort Zam Clam. all of this was shortened to the term Zam Clam.
by statikpunk June 13, 2007
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