The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!
by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023
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"Cassady is an Orthoducks Christian and barely knows the Bible, but would die for his beliefs in a heartbeat."
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christian's mom is a very sexy and naughty woman that likes to get anal from bobby until her butthole bleeds and loves ass to mouth very much. christian doesnt know about his mother's sexual tendencies, but bobby likes to remind him as often as possible
bobby: man, christians mom can suck the juice out of my balls.
christian:man, thats not true, i hope.
christian:man, thats not true, i hope.
by kronik420 December 3, 2006
Get the christians mom mug.Nu-Christianity is the revamp and reinterpretation of an old, tired religion.
Nu, or Neo-Christians practice the ideals of love, spirituality and forgivness.
The Nu-Christian way tends to disagree with the old testiment, nu-christians argue that the old testement does hold some key principles, but that most of it is either untrue, or so far from the original version of God's word that it is hardly worth regarding.
Nu-Christianity suggests that people should use their own thoughts and reasoning without taking the idea that truth can be Absolute.
This innevitably ends with chaos and destruction.
Nu-Christianity does not shun feminism, homo-sexual relationships, chauvenism or animal abuse, in the way that old Christianity did.
For example, up until recently women could not be ordained as priests in churches, the Catholic religion still practises this.
Also, homo-sexuals cannot be married in church.
Despite the principle that God has forseen 'man's (again anti-feminist) creation' and that everyone is created equally.
Nu-Christianity was set up to combat hippocricy, discrimination and mis-interpritation.
Nu-Christianity does away with useless tradition and rituals as they believe - these do not bring you closer to God.
They also believe that most, if not all, religious texts have been manipulated so that they are slanted towards a particular view stance and should not be taken literally.
Nu, or Neo-Christians practice the ideals of love, spirituality and forgivness.
The Nu-Christian way tends to disagree with the old testiment, nu-christians argue that the old testement does hold some key principles, but that most of it is either untrue, or so far from the original version of God's word that it is hardly worth regarding.
Nu-Christianity suggests that people should use their own thoughts and reasoning without taking the idea that truth can be Absolute.
This innevitably ends with chaos and destruction.
Nu-Christianity does not shun feminism, homo-sexual relationships, chauvenism or animal abuse, in the way that old Christianity did.
For example, up until recently women could not be ordained as priests in churches, the Catholic religion still practises this.
Also, homo-sexuals cannot be married in church.
Despite the principle that God has forseen 'man's (again anti-feminist) creation' and that everyone is created equally.
Nu-Christianity was set up to combat hippocricy, discrimination and mis-interpritation.
Nu-Christianity does away with useless tradition and rituals as they believe - these do not bring you closer to God.
They also believe that most, if not all, religious texts have been manipulated so that they are slanted towards a particular view stance and should not be taken literally.
'Oh, Rose! Have you heard of that new religion, Nu-Christianity?'
' Well, I wouldn't say it was a new religion. It's more of a clarification.'
' Well, I wouldn't say it was a new religion. It's more of a clarification.'
by Rosalyn Carter April 2, 2008
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