creamed

The act of being assimilated, or gettin' nutted on.

-Yo! Look at dat pregnant ass hoe, u can tell for sure she got greezed.
-Man, she did'nt get greezed, she got creamed!

by Tugboats July 29, 2008

irish creamer

when recieving a blowjob, right as one is about to ejaculate they pull ouf of the mouth and place their cock right on their partners cheek and force the semen to come out slow, move your cock until you have formed a little shamrock (three leaf clover) on their face. this is an irish creamer.

Todd: dude, I gave that hot redhead at the bar last night an Irish Creamer and she told me it reminded her of home

by Elpeters February 22, 2007

non-dairy creamer

a girl jacks you off

so gave me a non-dairy creamer

by daymn May 18, 2004

clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011

Cement merchant

A person who has a reputation for getting, or who has actually gotten, their ass kicked in almost every physical altercation they have ever been in, "cement merchant" being indicative of someone who gets knocked down to the ground a lot, and who loses more fights than he/she wins.

"I wouldn't pay that dude running his mouth at you like he's Mr. Tough Guy any mind...he's actually a real cement merchant and probably isn't worth your time."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 11, 2008

cementeelambsartion

1)of or pertaining to just about anything. drinks, numbers, objects, people, food, etc.

2)a poor defenseless lamb being constantly sucked into a vat of cement.

"on my way to work i lost my cementeelambsartion with that hooker."

"1,2,skip a few, 99, cementeelambsartion."

by the el flaco April 6, 2009

cleme

a synonym for vagina

Lick my cleme clean!

by cbarbs99 May 14, 2015