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Close of Play

A term used by people in business. Maximum impact is gained by saying it whilst sitting on the edge of a desk with the top button undone and tie hanging loosely.
L: Are we closer to agreeing a deal? Ideally I'd like to start picking that low hanging fruit by close of play today. Otherwise I'll end up looking like a cunt.
J: You are already a cunt.
L: Feedback taken on board J. Let's touch base about this next week. Do you have a window on Tuesday?
J: I have a window every day of the fucking week. My office has two of them.
by Toffeeslot November 17, 2015
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Glock O' Clock

Generally announced when it has been decided that it is now an appropriate time to shoot somebody.
Man im sick of my mother telling me to eat my greens, its Glock O' Clock
by Curio_uk November 13, 2009
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Closet Gay

A homosexual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his sexuality a secret. A closet gay can be ANYONE. I know guys from highschool who only talked about tits and ass, yet now they're out as gay.

The closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven't came out you're still in the closet.
Has John ever dated a chick? I think he might be a closet gay.
by VerusVissum February 17, 2015
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clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. Or to lose three straight games in Madden by a score of more than 21 points
"I clobberwhopped Sherry last night."
"Did you hear Grant got clobberwhopped by Pat in Madden last night?" "Yeah Grant's awful at Madden."
by PD&KS October 11, 2007
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clocked-up

Dude, I'd love to help you jack that car... but I'm totally clocked-up
by lopht January 19, 2009
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Cloud Baller

Cloud Baller,

Typically a man in his 30's who has been successful in the so called "Cloud" Software space.
Guy : "Wow dude nice shoes, have you won the lottery?"
Guy2:"No man I am a cloud baller"
Guy: "Ah yes, that makes sense, I live in a caravan I sell dated technology"
Guy2 "That is so 1999"
by Randombandom August 25, 2013
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Clout Engineer

Someone who has completely mastered the art of gaining clout for their own personal financial or personal gain.
by Brandon Packard October 7, 2019
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