Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

Flag

Get the Wet burritomug.

Virginia Burrito

When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.

“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude

by notsjolie April 9, 2021

Flag

Get the Virginia Burritomug.

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

by legendsword2 March 14, 2018

Flag

Get the lady burritomug.

double bean burrito

The act of two people rolling up in one blanket

Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.

by GraphiteText January 27, 2019

Flag

Get the double bean burritomug.

Birchy Burrito

After the very first time you kiss someone, you move directly into 69

I can't believe they birchy burritod on the first date!!

by 69Salsa69 May 26, 2018

Flag

Get the Birchy Burritomug.

Bean Burrito

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.

While I was fucking the Mexican girl I Bean Burrito her

by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018

Flag