marple bridge

“It’s the Bridge darling”, where the local country snobs jump in the river, walk for miles and then get sloshed in the village pubs whilst pretending to be country snobs. This place needs a ski lift just to get up the hills. It’s a big secret and the yokels don’t want you to know about it so stay away.

I live in Marple Bridge

by MarpleMiss May 6, 2023

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A Bridge

Line of cocaine or any drug inhaled through the nostrils.

“Aye yo! We in Vegas baby lets go do a bridge before we hit the casinos!”

by smokeheadmak May 10, 2023

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Bridge Dweller

A guy who lives with his mom and pays girls with meth for sex. If not at home with mom he is getting high under the bridge in Stockton.

That Bridge Dweller likes Tammy and Tammy likes meth.

by Everybody but U May 14, 2023

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Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.

I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.

by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023

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Sowerby Bridge

A small town located in Halifax, West Yorkshire.
Includes beautiful home town shops and places.
If you're looking for a good time ;) go to either the Lidl benches or The Rec park.

"Yo g, you going Sowerby Bridge today bro?"
"Yes lad, going to sit at Lidl benches for a bit, then going to nip to Dario's for a fat scran, then I'm going to the rec to see my boys"

by nanbasher August 4, 2023

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