brandon

someone who puts things in there ass that sould not go in there like bricks of cheese,broom sticks,tennis rackets,candy canes and last but not least medieval mace's

brandon

by vhgj April 17, 2011

Brandon Lowery

an absolute cunt that spend most of the day acting like a queer and also is a complete and utter twat but we all have a passionate love for him

EVERYONE PILE ON BRANDON LOWERY AND GIVE HIM ANAL

by remploy May 14, 2013

Brandon

a guy that you will fall in love with, then break up with you for another girl. then he will hate YOU for some fucked up reason, but you can't help but think about him all the time and still love him and want him to love you agean but you still tell your friends that you hate his fucking brain cells because he is a dubm bastard, but lie about hating him, because you dont want your friends to get you over him.

"can you believe that?! he is such a brandon!"

by say what i wanna what now!! September 30, 2011

Brandon

Brandon is born rotted. He is always rotted, and always be rotted.

Me: Brandon, you look rotted.
Brandon: That's just my face.
Me: You must have been born rotted.

by mahniggabitch<3 January 17, 2014

Hey everybody, lets go brandon

Slang code term: Hey everybody, lets go brandon = nobody fucks with Joe Biden!

Did you see Ron Desantis bend over and show his bloody asshole when he asked for federal money for hurricane relief, hey everybody, lets go brandon!

by Joeyoftheocean October 10, 2022

Brandon

The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.

OMG, he's such a Brandon!

by zooosha July 1, 2011

Dark Brandon

A 'Dark Brandon' is the little turd you make when you shit your pants.

Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."

by Steve Hoflenson August 9, 2022