stalk block

this occurs when the person you're trying to stalk on facebook doesn't have their photos on public.

similar to a cock block.

Jessica: ugh Tiffany doesn't have her photos on public. now i can't see them ;~;

Taeyeon: omg what a stalk block!!!!!111!!!@!`%^&

by TOFUck September 30, 2011

box-blocked

When you are waiting to return your rental at a Redbox kiosk and the person in front of you is searching through every movie to find the perfect one.

When I returned my copy of The Dark Knight Rises at the Redbox, I was box-blocked for nearly 15 minutes while some jerk wearing pajama pants finally decided on The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

by Wordsworth Little January 14, 2013

Clock blocker

A person at the workplace that is taking too long at the punch clock, and blocks you from punching in on time.

Damn, I would have been on time, but Julio, had me blocked at the punch clock. That clock blocker!

by Mr. Quackens November 15, 2013

ad blocker

Noun,
A catchall term for any kind of software or hardware that removes advertisements from a webpage.

"I don't see any pop-up ads since installing the ad blocker on my computer"

by qwe123qwe123 August 17, 2016

Cock block

When your urban Dictionary word gets denied even though it’s “pure gold “

They totally Cock Blocked! My Word was amazing!

by XxxxxxUr mom lolxxxx February 18, 2019

sub-saharan blockade

When a group of Sub-Saharan, black, kids walk hella show in the hallway with all their niggas, and decide to take up the whole hallway. They may or may not do this unintentionally, but make the hallway impassable.

Teacher "Why are you late to class?"
Student "I got caught behind a Sub-Saharan Blockade"

by Ohabthearab June 24, 2016

new kids on the block

the o.g. of bubble gum boy bands

get that new shit off the block

by Bem Suggs December 8, 2003