Cock Block

An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed

Dude 1: Dude I pulled a cock block last night in a fight!

Dude 2: Dude, that's gay.

by Big Chee January 20, 2009

cock block

Any object, person, or idea that has the acute ability to discourage sex.

I was SO for it, but she said she was saving herself for Jesus. Shit, religion can be a cock block.

by King Oyster Smash December 31, 2010

Block Head

An ignorant or stubborn person. A person who wont take advice from anyone.

I tried helpin dude out but he's a fuckin block head.

by trilla11 April 7, 2009

vulva block

the female version of cock block, when one girl prevents another from having sex. Can happen many ways. A)stealing someone's action, B)or boyfriend, or C) walking into the middle of another female trying to engage someone.

"He winked at me first! You totally vulva blocked me!"

by Nezbit July 1, 2005

cock block

An application that chat roulette needs to add that literally blocks cocks from the screen. This would entail a cock-identifying application that would need to work better than facebook's face recognition feature. It would also cut down on 90% of chat roulette users.

He was going to flash people on chat roulette, but the new application cock blocked him. He's gone back to flashing girls at parties.

by Architect of Destruction November 25, 2010

cock block

An all male dorimtory hall in college

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

been around the block

A boy or girl, usually a girl, who has had sex with seemingly every person on the block

Guy 1: Yo i heard you was getting pussy cuz... any truth to that?
Guy 2: Yeah word up cuz
Guy 1: Yo who u gettin it from?
Guy 2: Ommmm... Suzy...
Guy 1: DAMN CUZ!! aint that bitch who was caught sucking the whole football teams dicks after the game friday night??
Guy 2: Ommm... i dont know...
Guy 1: Man that bitch been around the block

by Killa Cam February 17, 2005