The Blind Gummies

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

by The Texian September 5, 2018

Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

by fox fox April 23, 2024

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

blind stick

your friend is coming over soon
to comfort you
she may be troubled herself
but that won't keep her from doing
what she thinks is right
🖤

my child broke my glasses
I am using a selfmade blind stick now.

by Krkič April 13, 2019

You is Blind

Something people say when someone is looking at something the wrong way or judges something wrong. Usually said among younger people and city people. The phrase is known for being said in Rush Hour 3.

Jacky: That girl is a solid 9.
Terrell: Nah. You is blind. She’s a 6 at best.

by Colinthe6ixGod November 7, 2020

Scrabble Blindness

Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.

He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.

by AmadeuS469 October 27, 2019

Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.

"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"

by vvaerea March 2, 2025