beast infection

i didn't wash my jimmy for three weeks and got a mad beast infection
by turdburglar0 May 13, 2011
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Mark of the Beast

The mark on one side of your lover's face caused by long vigorous heterosexual sex in the missionary position. Characteristically shown by a red beard-burn on the apple of the cheek and black eye make-up that has smudged around the respective side, giving a bruising effect. The "Mark" can often times be confused as spousal abuse as it looks like the bitch just got punched in the face.
"I'm worried about your wife...do you beat her?"
"No man, thats just the Mark of the Beast."
"O"
by Bildivarian February 15, 2009
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Hype beast

A person who thinks they are top dog because they wear fake supreme and say they paid 2k for it meanwhile it actually cost $3 of wish. In total, they are gay fags that think there good because they wear an overpriced clothing brand.
Hey look at that Hype beast, he must have so much money.
by cancelhypebeast420 August 03, 2020
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Beast Magician

A person, usually of beastly qualities, that can perform feats of such a beastly nature, it is said to be blasphemy, or Magic.

The initials of a Beast Magician are B.M.

Anyone that says that B.M. stands for bowel movement is a person that obviously has no confidence about their social standing, so they must make jokes about different topics in the field of excrement.
Person 1: "Yo, that guy is such a Beast Magician, hey, he's a B.M.!!!!"
Person 2: "He's a bowel movement?" (Looks for approval from his friends that he is funny)
Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2's "friends": Yeah, you are lame.
by XxiLuSiOnZxX April 05, 2011
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budget beast

A person who can not afford high end street wear but some how still looks good. Typically shops at thrift stores. Opposite of a hypebeast.
Damn Jack is a budget beast!
by yodascrotch February 22, 2017
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Meat for the Beast

what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. The "beast" can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a competitor,pretty much anybody really.
Guy 1: "The cop saw me pissing out the window of her car and now I'm being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. That's like $2,000 in fines!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."
by Wandering in the Desert July 05, 2011
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