Key beard

When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.

My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now

by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023

The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010

weird in the beard

Its when some dude with fur on his face that your dating starts getting on your freaking NERVES

Stop putting my hood over my face, its getting all weird in the beard!

by ghostrider7 April 12, 2012

hagrid's beard

When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard

Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????

by RMS132 November 5, 2015

mexican rosary beads

When a mold a log of shit around a girls hair when shes sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice hard shit bead as a decoration

I am introducing my girlfriend to my parents tommorow morning so i think im going to give her some mexican rosary beads so they are impressed

by piss jerking March 8, 2017

Dragon's Beard

The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.

"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"

by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017

Eat your beard

To force someone to act against their will in a humiliating manner

I know you cheated me and when I find you I’m going to force you to eat your beard.

by WhiteKern January 9, 2019