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little face biting air sharks

The correct name for the tiny Australian fly known colloquially as "midges". Other colloquialisms include "little bastards", "cunts", and "fuck off you litte demons!"
The little face biting air sharks were so annoying I took to burning the house down with a flame thrower to get rid of them; it didn't work.
by pitdroidtech June 11, 2016
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The Furry Beating Act Of 2021

if you want to beat a furry without ANY consequence then you can beat them under the furry beating act of 2021. also can be referred to as TFBA or TFBAO2021
joe: i will beat a furry today
furry: haha no! i will cancel you on twitter.com!
joe: The Furry Beating Act Of 2021
furry: oh crud
by AtOneWithTheSussy November 28, 2021
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Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes
"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"
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Smell a beating

When you hear a sibling or another child speak in a tone toward an authority figure in which you can sense/feel that they are about to get an ass beating of a life time.
Jerry- I HATE YOU BITCH
ME- “I smell a beating
by StaplesXD July 9, 2022
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I ain't baking your potato

Another way of saying, "Its your decision, I don't have a say in it."
Get whichever shirt you want, I ain't baking your potato.
by Triamgle October 31, 2023
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baking

The act of "holding it in" when you're in need of a poo in order to firm up or increase size of the final product.
I had a few to many drinks last night and if I don't begin baking this one I'll be shitting through the eye of a needle.
by Flowdeeps December 13, 2007
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