Rape a swordfish while simultaneously being penetrated by a 360 watt light bulb. Then break the light bulb inside your anus until you bleed profusely. take the blood and use it as lubrication. lube up you're penis and anally rape yourself until your mom comes in and says let me join in. lick your moms hairy pussy until you choke on a hairball and die. come back to life and get george bush pregnant. name the child babatunde.
by Babatunde Fakaude July 25, 2009
another of many suicide sports, free-base jumping or free-base for short is similar to free-bunjee only the competitors are required to forget their parachutes, the person who hits most obstacles on the way down wins, simples!
Brian Lee Schubert of Alta Loma, Calif., 66, whose parachute failed to deploy, falls to his death in the New River during the Bridge Day base jumping event at the New River Gorge on Saturday, Oct. 21, 2006, in Fayetteville, even though he was wearing a parachute it failed to deploy and technically this counts as a free-jump, minus points for remembering your parachute, plus points for shock value, plus points for unpredictability, minus points for avoiding obstacles on the way down! free-base points 8.5!
by southwalessniper December 05, 2009
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by Jason_10 February 03, 2008
a chick biting the base of your
penis while you come in her throat and hold her head down also known as
frito pie and black bong
penis while you come in her throat and hold her head down also known as
frito pie and black bong
by johnmalcovitch April 22, 2008
by Tilly373 July 02, 2010
when packing a bowl, the packer lays a few small nugs of mystery-nug greens underneath the rest of the bowl.
"hey man, i didnt get to smoke that bowl of mystery-nug."
~"its cool....ill base-layer this next bowl."~
~"its cool....ill base-layer this next bowl."~
by justin wheeler August 14, 2006