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Barney Muslim

A person who despite being Muslim decides to drink alcohol (Specifically an excessive amount causing behavior similar to that of Barney from the Simpsons)
by GeneTakovic November 30, 2024
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BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)
oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!
by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024
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Barney

An intergalactic alien who harnesses kids belief in him to alter reality. Barneys cursed technique is Playtime Delusion where he has kids imagine things and he uses their belief in him to generate cursed energy and alter reality to achieve what they want. The more kids belive in him the passive amounts of cursed energy he gets allowing him to alter reality without the children imagining it for him. He has two binding vows the first one is that every a thousand years an entity like barney will come to the planet he is on and try to replace him if barney defeats the replacement he will gain a 3 times cursed energy multiplier every time he beats his replacement. The other binding vows is that if parents see Barney in his curse form he will be unable to use cursed energy until they are killed or they forget about barney in exchange barney will receive 5 times cursed energy gain from children. Jordan is the current vessel of Barney right now. Barney can only enter teenagers and make them his vessel and he chose Jordan.
My kid says he loves barney i hope he doesn't disappear like the other.
by Bigman19 January 24, 2026
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Barneycel

A fan of New Order and Joy Division with behaviors leaning towards (but not crossing into) incel territory.
Have you seen how many photos of Bernard Sumner they have? What a total barneycel.
by L-CAP February 24, 2025
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barnks

the intrusive thoughts that follow an exorbitant amount of time spent chode stroking on top of a camel.
Wow Jimmy I had the worst Barnks yesterday, I almost stroked Lindas chode too.
by DevonianDouche March 11, 2025
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Baones

Agoin and meirs dusty word
I’m gonna baones you
by Vi in bk March 31, 2025
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Barones Siempre Van Hacembre Barones

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by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
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