Ass Bandit

An elderly man who goes around and snatches anal innocence from other old men.

you hear about the ass bandit run amock in the streets today?

by Dirty Chuck and the Rascals June 16, 2011

Laker Ice Bandit

An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.

Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.

Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?

Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard

Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage

Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!

by ratteoche January 12, 2024

banditing

Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette. this definition is named after a person named Banditsolos, or more preferably Atakbandit.

"nigga, stop fucking banditing."
"its not my fault im so damn hungry i start banditing"

by aboodthereal October 11, 2025

Bic Bandit

Proper noun / someone who steals a bic product from another.

Dude: did you take my lighter?
Dude’s homie: oh shit yea I did
Dude: bic bandit 😒

by Worstdressedwriter May 13, 2024

backdoor bandit

african american league of legends player who backdoors all game, usually referred to as backdoor bandit Pente

Backdoor bandit Pente is at it again.

by dalilfucker January 29, 2024

Bandit

Gay shit that is bad

He is such a bandit

by BitchWhoreMan February 13, 2019

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023