blast from the past

The act of giving your grandfather a blowjob and having him ejaculate in your mouth.

"Hey dude, you want to hang out?"
"No thanks man, I'm going over my Grandpa's for a blast from the past."

by Brad Benedict April 24, 2006

finger-recto-blast

when someone fingers there ass so hard their finger breaks

when some fat fuck at your work says i cant work today i broke my finger say well i guess u better stop finger-recto-blasting your self so hard and wipe the sand out of your vagina!

by Dylan11 September 15, 2007

baha blast

similar to the puerto rican field goal, the blast also involves a horrendous case of explosive diarrhea.

I gave the stall a fresh coat after I dropped the baha blast.

by Ketchup Motherfucker . . . Mustard September 10, 2008

face blast

the act of farting while standing, then sitting down-placing your face where your ass just was.

"Oh man! I just face blasted myself!"

by Alexjayna the Gross December 7, 2009

ghetto blast

To shoot with a firearm.

I ghetto blasted those cops in GTA:San Andreas

by Jack Anderson December 28, 2005

POOL BALL BLAST

Before you cum, you spit in her cunt and then bust a nut in her ear!

I got pissed out off, so I poolball blasted her ass

by FALLEN ANGEL March 30, 2005

on blast

At a high volume; loud

"He was riding down the block with his speakers on blast."

"Damn, son, your shirt is on blast."

"The way he was messing with the knobs I thought he was about to put my shit on blast."

by handle187 October 31, 2003