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Ben Phillips

- Arguably the greatest PDHPE teacher the world has ever seen
- No 1 ranked Sick C*nt at TKS
- Bigger than a F*cking bull
- Wears XXXL womans shirts
- Australian heavyweight boxing CHAMP
- Hates Feminists
- The inventor of "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
- Will throw you out the fucking star jasmine if you're being a silly cunt
- For The Boys
Ben Phillips is being defined as:

walking out of a shit english class

Max R says: Fu*k that was shit

Steve M replies: MAAAAAAAA it was f*cking bum hole

Max R: what sh*t do we have next

*Steve M proceeds to open his bag and check his diary*
*Steve M squeals like the little bitch he is*

Steve M: ITS F*CKING PDHPE WITH BENNY TAKE IT UP PHILLIPS

Max R: F*CK YES C*NT
by Ben take it up Phillips August 20, 2019
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ben folds

The quintessential songwriter/musician of our time
"If you say anything to disrespect Ben Folds, I will come to your house, punch you in the face, and eat all of your mom's home-made cookies."
by Mike Meth June 12, 2005
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The Ben Franklin

the act of running a buzzer across the top of someone's head as they are fellating you, hence, rendering them bald on top and leaving their hair longer on the sides. (note: may be more successful when performed in a manner that appears spontaneous to the fellator).
I gave Desiree the Ben Franklin last night--she had her bifocals down around her mankles.
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Ben Sherwin

by Dan yazdanipour June 4, 2011
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con-ben

A term used for male lovers
"so are you and him con-ben now?"
"yeah"
"cool, i'm happy for you"
by Fred1231231 May 24, 2008
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Ben Waller

Namely a boring person, can be seen being bitter or spiteful.
Natural habitat is a cave or marsh land.
See boreasaurus
Person 1 "I'm not coming out tonight"
Person 2 "Oh stop being such a Ben Waller"
by C.Stevo95 October 19, 2016
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Ben Friedberg

Ben is a very strong person. He is kind of fat though he is also a really good football player Sometimes he screams random stuff “like stop chasing me stop in a weird voice in gym” but overall I have a crush on him.
by The girl Patriot fan March 22, 2019
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