A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.
John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
by Mavericknotgoose March 11, 2012
"And the beaver pungent informs us the the third Lady Whelkingham was a stranger to soap" explained the professor.
by George Vespe May 11, 2008
when you squash your penis in a hydraulic press creating a beavers tail and folding it into a canoe shape
by slimjimniggybobit November 13, 2018
Having really big cheeks on your face, especially when you smile.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
Though unecessary, it makes ever more sense if you have buck teeth.
by TheFiend138 May 25, 2016
When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction
by Grandmaster J cast December 06, 2013
Def 1: wayyy better than reverse cowgirl
How to: you lay on your side on the d of course or fake one then you start clicking your Teeth like a beaver
Who for: people with beaver fetishes
How to: you lay on your side on the d of course or fake one then you start clicking your Teeth like a beaver
Who for: people with beaver fetishes
by Probeav69 March 08, 2020
The mascot of the Montana State University architecture program. A nocturnal animal, particularly fond of 2 Chainz, known to venture out of the studio only in the early hours of the morning to retrieve coffee and omelets. It is rumored that enough time spent in Cheever Hall will result in a transformation into a cheever beaver.
Ex. "Who is that tired looking kid who fell down the dining hall stairs?"
--"Oh that's just some Cheever beaver grabbing an omelet. I hear he hasn't slept in 4 days!"
--"Oh that's just some Cheever beaver grabbing an omelet. I hear he hasn't slept in 4 days!"
by A Cheever Beaver November 13, 2013