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Gonzo Ball

Similar to Lakers point guard Lonzo Ball, however, you are so trashed and unbelievably intoxicated that you would make some of the dumbest decisions a human could make.
LB: Yo bro, are you Kirkin right now?
Ry: I am straight Gonzo Ball right now
LB: Oh no
by ChikenChoker4Lyfe May 8, 2019
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Ball jammin’

Is when you take a raging douchebags prized guitar and play it with your balls
Man, Carl was really ball jammin’ Russell’s guitar last night. I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day
by BallisticDick December 4, 2019
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Shaved Balls

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls
“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls
by AA Batteries September 7, 2019
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Beach Ball

Hey girl, put that beach ball in the air
Look at 'dem beach balls
Imma smack that beach ball
by dirtymikeanddaboyz September 13, 2019
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Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy
Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!
by okidokibabie December 15, 2017
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Fushigi Balls

When a man dangles his testicles freely and a woman does fushigi ball tricks with them.
I love it when a girl fushigi balls me. It vigorously turns me on.
by Bonkaroons January 29, 2020
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ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.
Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.
by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017
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