bitch

something to put you penis into and used for sex only
seen i bar as their main habitat
and when see out of a club they are suck the money out of some poor guy's wallet

by G.O.D November 24, 2007
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a woman that keeps on barking and never stops with a big booty!
stop barking bitch your so annoying and get your big ass out of my face!
by little miss goth girl April 19, 2009
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by asnbfofbhpas August 24, 2008
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The term son of a bitch is a form of profanity usually used to refer to a man who is nasty, rude or otherwise offensive.
by Eddy2007 November 18, 2007
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Noun: Bitch (bich):

1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.

2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.

3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.

4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.

5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.

6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.

7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.

8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."

"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
by Ajack November 17, 2007
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Bitching

1. Males going out looking for females.

2. Similar to hunting, but for females.
Why would you go hunting or fishing when you can go bitching instead
by Rhyn0 April 17, 2011
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A real rug-muncher. Lacks most or all ability to act like a man. Often shunned and looked down upon by their much cooler/manlier father
Jordan: "Hey, are we still on to get some food later?"

Alex: "No man, Stephen totally bailed on us"

Jordan: "Man, what a bitch"
by Craig Honcho February 27, 2010
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