Alabama Pocket Wrench

(A special kinky sex move) Its where a family member puts one of their hands in one of your pockets and starts twisting your dick until your pants fill up with blood and cum.

Guy 1: Hey whatchu do last night bro?
Guy 2: I got an Alabama Pocket Wrench dude.
Guy 1: The fuck is that?
Guy 2: Well in my case, my sister put one of her hands in one of my pockets and twisted my dick until my pants filled up with blood and cum haha.
Guy 1: O_O

by GIMMEAUSERNAME April 22, 2019

Alabama Wind

When you are fucking your cousin, in front of your sister, and your mom farts a rail of meth in your face.

There is a family reunion in mobile tomorrow. I hear there will be some Alabama Wind.

by Thomas Foolery November 4, 2019

Alabama

Alabama is a state in the southeastern US where incest is not as common as people make it seem. Its capital is Montgomery, Alabama is known for its college football, the US Space and Rocket Center, and peanuts.

Did you know that Alabama is existant?

by McDonalds Large Fry December 19, 2019

Alabama

Where people are from where its okay to fuck your family.

My Dad is from Alabama. He fucked my sibling.

by Hostagee February 21, 2020

Alabama Beehive

An Alabama Beehive is a sexual act where the man stuffs a beehive inside of his dick, and when ready, release the bees into the woman's pussy and ass

Person 1: Doesn't your sister look kinda hot?

Person 2: Yeah. I gave her the Alabama Beehive last night. My dick still hurts but it was worth it.

by Cousin Fucker YeeHaw March 10, 2020

Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.

Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?

by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020

Alabama Mudpie

The act of shitting in a tinfoil pie container and then ejaculating on top of it, then you preferably get your mother, sister or cousin to share it.

"ay michael I gave mom a alabama mudpie."
"Really, you should make me one sometime soon."

by TableCruncher June 9, 2020