keep away the sheep

when your friend smokes soo much weed that he thinks sheep are attacking his brain and starts doing some fucked up fighting dance to kill the sheep and return back to sanity..

man my mate was soo fucked last night after we smoked like an insane amount of weed he thought sheep were attacking his brain and was all like "keep away the sheep" while doing some weird fighting dance

by adsvhfsa July 11, 2009

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

by sarcastic May 29, 2004

always already

postmodernist term for our current time frame -- the same as that for all fictional characters and narratives, including reality.

We are always already exhausted with believing in things. Our decision has always already been made for us.

by majorfraser February 20, 2005

Coast away - F3 derby

The best away trip out of all newcastle jets games. Usually get a shitload down to the gosford hotel hours before kickoff pretty taking over the hotel getting pissed & singing chants in the pub followed by a march to the ground where at least a flare is let off on the way to the ground. This is usually followed by a couple ejections in the stadium thanks to some over zealous policing. Also is usually a couple drunk push & shoves after the game.

Coast away - F3 derby

"How good was coast away?" (Jets fan 1)

"Fucking amazing, cant wait to do it all again next time" (Jets fan 2)

by NewyJetsfan December 19, 2011

Fade Away

When someone was as one point very popular and then not do anything or go anywhere. Latter nobody will notice then on the hallways or on the streets.

Do you remember Blake

Yea, I think
Yea what a fade away

by fade awya April 8, 2015

stow-away

when having anal intercourse, the process of putting ones balls into another's anus.. works best after penile withdrawal utilizing a stretched butt-hole to bury nutsack into. the maneuver is compete when the now free penis is put into the now available pussy. now all the bits are safely "stowed-away."

my balls are kinda cold, honey. lets try the stow-away.

by dave dt May 15, 2007

Fade Away

When trying to smash a chick and she is reluctant. You go down on her and provide her with cunnilingus to try and persuade her to have sex. The concept is, Its like a Fade Away jumpshot, you may hit it you may not.

Man1: Dog you was in there all night did you hit?
Man2: Bruh, I hit her with the fade away and it ended up smashing 2x.

by Tobeezy January 3, 2019