lay the pipe

act of screwing women's tits

Man, I wanted to lay the pipe with my woman last night but she said, "You aint putting your dick in my boobs".

My woman has big ass boobs so laying the pipe with her was off the chain!

by Tap Dat#1 August 2, 2012

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

snuggly pipe

a broken or chipped glass crack pipe, usually smashed in the back alleys of baltimore. the reason its called a snuggly pipe is because when the junkie gets beaten up the glass pipe breaks and the junkie falls asleep on the shards of glass and its quite uncomfortable.

did you see that guys face?!?!?!

yeah, it looks like he slept with his snuggly pipe.

by beanpole jenkins April 2, 2011

Loon Pipe

A loon pipe is another word for "anus".

Guy 1: Hey, dude! That turd was so damn big it ripped my loon pipe apart!

Guy 2: I don't need to know that!

by PRVS August 7, 2009

vent pipe

The crack of the ass prominently displayed by repair men while bending over.

I was very gassy after lunch, so when I was repairing the refrigerator, I discreetly let a fart out. It travelled up my vent pipe and was trapped in my Carrhart work shirt.

by Anthony Orifice August 24, 2004

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Pipe of Paradise

A cyclindical contraption (Hose) inserted up between the male or female buttocks (Anus) in a form of colonic irrigation using steaming hot urine from your loving partner.

Bernard drank so much tea round the vicars house, he was prepared to give Doris the pipe of paradise as a token of his
affection.

by *Shark* October 23, 2011