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sending it home to jesus

The killing of any small rodent by inserting it into your anus, therefor sending it home to Jesus.
Joffrey got tired of his wife's hampster, so now he's sending it home to Jesus
by jnutt1985 March 27, 2010
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Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet
This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good
by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015
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Home cooked rice

a mustang with cheap ebay euro tail lights and a body kit. home cooked rice
by Coolleyman October 14, 2009
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mormon home run

An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.
Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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work from home

Tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other IT folks who are "working" from home.
Early morning email from associate to boss: "I will be working from home today so I can wait for an expected delivery."
by phreak June 14, 2004
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i’ll go home

Something Shane Dawson says right after making a bad joke or just saying something stupid.
It’s lit!!! I’ll go home.
by RocknRollGlitter December 18, 2017
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home gurl hopper

If you a boy and you date a girl and after you break up with that girl and you date her bstf you automatically a home gurl hopper which means you hopped onto her bstf

Made by: destiny ~ecms~
“I’m dating this girl, but her bstf cute so ima break up with her to get with her bstf”

“He a home gurl hopper periodt
by Destiny guandique June 5, 2019
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