shetland person

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s
I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.
by Therealoat November 24, 2021
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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 08, 2020
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Personal Drainer

My toilet has a leak. Better call my personal drainer
by AlloReg March 22, 2014
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They are the same person.

If you know about Greg (the fastest growing army on youtube) Then you will know it's leader, His name is danny gonzales aka drew gooden aka the true ceo of squarespace.
by hhhh¬ March 15, 2023
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meme person

A really annoying kid whose only words that comes out of their mouths (or keyboard) are stale meme references. Also loves to spam group chats with stupid tasteless memes.
Classmate 1: Yo you know Dustin over there?
Classmate 2: You mean that one meme person who can't go one minute without saying SHEEESH?
Classmate 1: Yeah
Classmate 2: Ugh I hate that kid.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2021
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Wisdom The Person

He sounds black but he isn't. His dick is big enough to be black though. Wisdom is a fucked up retard who will shit on your face but hes also funny. He knows how to please a woman with his big erect fat purple carrot cock. He's really funny and can do a trayflip.
"I got fucked by wisdom the person last night"
"No way me too!"
"thats crazy I took his dick too"
"I fucked him too"
"He gave me watermelon when we fucked"

"He dicked me down"
"I too, was fucked"
"Welp, looks like we all got fucked by Wisdom The Person"
"I heard he can do a trayflip"
"Shut the fuck up stacy, nobody cares about you"
"Ouch"
by dildo faggins69 January 18, 2020
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