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$19 fortnite card

Who wants it? And yes, I'm giving it away for free.
$19 fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I'm giving it away for free
by LivinLegend55 February 25, 2021
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V-card massacre

Woman that takes a guys virginity
Yo that bitch went v-card massacre on that guy and he went stalker crazy!!!
by Pdaub February 12, 2021
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Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.
Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.
by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009
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Free healthcare card

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American
American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card
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Free Head Card

Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.
Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head
by FaxTalker69420 May 26, 2021
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tres reverse card

a card you can use if you run out of dos reverse cards
you: *runs out of dos reverse cards*
you: tres reverse card
by BenSav March 16, 2021
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El Paso Card

Unlike when someone pulls your card (throws you under the bus), the El Paso Card is pulled when you are at the urinal in your office building, you fart, and then right away someone walks in and says hello to you using your name, thus announcing to those in the stalls it was you who just ripped one.
Mike is standing at the urinal and farts. Phil walks in and says, "Yo what's up Mike?!" Pat comes out of the stall, looks at Mike and says, "Damn Mike. Phil just pulled your El Paso Card."
by Fresno Bob June 21, 2016
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