Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle
by ess sie deez June 7, 2022
Get the Bottle Dickmug. oh my god I need her so bad holy my god damn man please I would shove it into her so much you couldn't recognize she had a pussy in the first place it's hard it is rock hard to the point a beaver would bite it off and use it for a dam.
Guy 1: hey, is that Bottle from TPOT?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard that Guy 3 wants to fuck her.
Guy 3: I do. I have fucked Bottle so many times you could convince me I don't have a name and that my name is actually Manu.
by ObjectumBastard April 6, 2025
Get the Bottle from TPOTmug. "All these niggas fallin an stumblin around knockin shit over. Damn the Big bottle effect" "You see will and cloey last night?, They got the big bottle effect an were leanin like mutha f***ers all over the place"
by king louie May 1, 2013
Get the The Big Bottle Effectmug. A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020
Get the Bottle jobmug. Her time of the month came so she told her baby daddy to grab her a couple Twater Bottles at the dollar tree on the way tback from seein his P.o.
by BitchDatty April 13, 2019
Get the Twater Bottlemug. When one man jizzez into a jar, closes it, and shoves it up another man's ass so that the jar shatters.
Guy 1: Hey man, my homie just shoved a cum filled jar up my ass. It shattered, and now I may have an infection.
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
Guy 2: Cool dude! Thats called lightning in a bottle!
by Cannabis Kermit June 19, 2024
Get the Lightning In A Bottlemug. A water bottle is water inside of a bottle, British people call it a wa-ah-bo-a. Some people fill water bottles with other liquids that parents call "grownup juice".
Ay mate, mind handing me a water bottle?
NO TIMMY, DONT DRINK THE GROWNUP JUICE FROM MY WATER BOTTLE
NO TIMMY, DONT DRINK THE GROWNUP JUICE FROM MY WATER BOTTLE
by alyssaexe May 10, 2022
Get the Water Bottlemug.